Sample membership · schedule 99

Care at every
level of commitment.

Illustrative pricing only. Enrollment and payment processing are not currently active.

Sleeved & Willing

Group access, one deck check-in, spoiler-season accountability

$29monthly

Most grounded

Personal plan, two specialist sessions, maintenance notes

$79monthly

Weekly pod, list review, recorded-game debriefing

$149monthly

Inventory templates, organization session, showcase planning

$59monthly

Discreet, intensive support for exceptionally committed cardboard decisions

Coming soonby invitation

One-time consultations

Casual Deck Audit$35Precon-to-Pod Plan$55cEDH List & Meta Review$95Recorded Gameplay Review$75Collection Organization Plan$65

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